Tractor: Classic Plain Toe. Sturdy Boots for Work and Beyond. Durable Style Guaranteed.
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Digger: Steel-toe work boots fit for a true grafter, tough as nails innit?
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Petrolia: Bloke's Boots Built Tough - Safety First, Style Second to None!
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Steel-Toe Titans: Get Yer Boots On Mate, Safety First, Style Always, Blimey!
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Steel-toe work boots: Ready for action, built to last, and safe as houses.
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Little Hunter: Tiny Trekkers' Wellies—Adventure Awaits.
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CUSH: Your Feet's New Best Mate. Hybrid Slippers for All. Comfort's Calling, Answer It!
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Gripper: Steel-toe Boots for Blokes | Get a Grip on Your Work!
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CUSH BOOTY: Your mate for cosy days. Unisex. Like a hug for your feet, innit?
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Prime Boot: Your Go-To Plain Toe. Effortlessly chic, built to last. Perfect for any adventure, darling.
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Processor Boot: Your Guardian Angel on the Ground, Safety Toe Style, Ladies Only, Blighty Ready.
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WHITEHORSE: Sturdy Boots for Work & Play | Unisex, Safe, and Stylish!
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